if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
Shout out to all the olympic athletes competing on their periods
I JUST FINISHED MY SHAMPOO AT THE SAME TIME I FINISHED MY CONDITIONER THIS IS MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT IT IS GOING ON MY RESUME
I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both